Ok..i am 23...and i am single....no no no its not a matrimonial ad...but does this mean i am ready for a marriage....GOD...please try to explain this to my parents.....sometimes they can really annoy you with a non-understanding mode....but deep down in your heart you know all they want is your happiness...but from now on my home trip means lots of strange people in the house whom my parents will introduce me as some distant relatives...and they gonna ask me everything from my sleeping habits to my views on politics which they already know from my parents.....and BAM!! there you go.....one week later a gal will appear from nowhere telling me about her academic records from school to some extra courses she had done in her last summer holidays(as if she is applying for a job....:) in a way she is .....)....
and then my parents will gonna ask me the golden question "How is she?"...and i am sitting totally stunned from all this like a six year old in a porn movie theater ....not able to relate anything....."WHAT do you mean how is she.....for god sake i am not gonna marry her...i dont even know her"....and all they say with their sheepish smile is...."YOU will....you will"....
GOD...its like a neverending nightmare....please anybody who went through this phase of life....please give me some tips to avoid this situation....
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ok... leave the country.. (go to the US preferably)
Either pretend to have an affair with an Afro-American, or claim to be a homosexual.. or the easiest..
everytime yer folks bring up the topic, tell them yer NEVER coming back to India.
Mine let me be till I was almost 28.. after I tried the last option.. so...
lol...aww u poor thing! my sympathies to ya. talk to ur parents straight dude, no point avoiding the issue... let em know ull never come home again if they don't leave u in peace for a good 4-5 yrs or so ;) good luck! aiye, n thanks for that comment on my blog :)
lol
this is funny, just talk to them frankly or better still solve their problems by eloping or something..or at least threatening to do so..
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